As the story I read this morning states, "Archaeologists in Italy have discovered a couple buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago, hugging each other."
My first reaction was "AWWWWWWW. That's adorable."
But now, later in the day, I've had time to think (and let the bitterness sink in) and now I'm realizing that apparently EVEN SKELETONS HAVE SOUL MATES AND I DON'T HAVE A SOUL MATE.
t's time to check out Match.com or something before the next headline reads, "Skeleton of single, bitter Seattle woman buried a thousand years ago found surrounded by twenty obese cat skeletons and dozens of bottles of vodka."
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Check out www.antivday.com for anti-Valentine merchandise. My favorite -- 'Stop Commercialization of Love' tees, hats and bumper stickers. But, if I buy one, aren't I contributing to the commercialization???
Love and commerce questions to ponder.
"It's worse than they suspected
It's as bad as it gets,
The surgeon general says
You're better off with cigarettes
It's true that it's sad,
But it's sadder that it's true:
Love's been linked to the blues!"
-David Olney (I really love that song this time of year!)
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