For breakfast this morning I had a Go-Gurt. I find the whole concept of these things totally bizarre. Really, you're too busy to use a spoon? Really? Is yogurt really that time consuming of a food to eat in the first place?

So I tried finding some amusing web sites mentioning Go-Gurt and it was sorely lacking. Strike that. It pulled up 848,000 sites (God bless the Internet) but they were WEIRD or perverse or nutritionally related. No legitimate humor sites about this? What's wrong with our world?