How many times has this happened to you: You're sitting there, eating a banana, and suddenly you realize that not only are you eating a nutritious piece of fruit, but also a prime spot of advertising real estate?

If you said never, then welcome to my club. And yet, the other day, right on my banana was a tiny little sticker that said "See Garfield: The Movie!".

Advertising on bananas? Really people? We've run out of media outlets and now we're pushing messages and ads onto fruit? I need some Remax-sponsored green tea to deal with this...