Open Letter to the Group of Men at the Gas Station This Weekend Wearing Nothing But Electric Blue Hot Pants and Platform Boots:

Gentlemen:

Sorry for the staring and gawking. I forgot it was Pride this weekend and as diverse as my neighborhood is, you threw me a bit. The body glitter didn't help either. It's not often one sees a trio of 7 foot tall men with chiseled abs walking around in hot pants. Many could argue it's not often enough.

Anyhoo -- hope you all had a fabulous day and found somewhere to have dinner. I disagree with your intital choice of Subway and hope you found someplace nicer to go.