Things That Never Get Old While You're On Vacation:
1.) Hearing your neighbors' front doors close at 7:30 while they're on their way to (hee hee) WORK and you're still snuggling in your warm bed.
2.) Spooning with Mrs. Puff
3.) That Dog Whisperer show with Ceser Millan on National Geographic.
Things That Get Old Really Quickly While You're On Vacation:
1.) Those blasted telemarketers that keep calling.
2.) Spooning with Mrs. Puff and not, say, Philip Seymour Hoffman or Luke Wilson or Heath Ledger or Jake Gyellenhaal.
3.) Dial-up Internet access.