Dear Every Single Person At the Northgate Target This Weekend,
First of all, let me be clear. This means you. Yes, you. All of you. Every single person that was there on Saturday. All of you.
PUT DOWN YOUR DAMNED CELL PHONES AND JUST START SHOPPING ALREADY. SOME OF US ARE AT TARGET TO, UM, ACTUALLY SHOP AT TARGET.
Thank you, that is all.
Cheerio,
Beth
P.S. Hi there, did anyone else notice they're selling Boot's goodies at Northgate now? Bring on the Eurotrashy skin care products and makeup! That was the only thing that saved my sanity among the cell phone toting masses.
P.P.S. Hi there, I see you still talking on your cell phone. HANG UP RIGHT NOW. ENOUGH ALREADY.
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