Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Light at the End of the Tunnel

In the spirit of offering hope and goodwill for the new year, I'd like to mention the Backwards Bush Countdown Site so that we can all watch as the seconds tick down to a Dubya-free White House. Shop, download a screen saver or even add the countdown to your blog as yours truly has already done.

Pour yourself a cup of organic holiday cheer, take out the recycling, renew your subscriptions to the Utne Reader and Mother Jones and Bust and other liberal-lefty magazines, and watch the numbers tick down. There. Doesn't that feel better?

If you're still not convinced, here are some more reasons to love the site and its products:
  • Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic.
  • Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status.
  • Now that Bush has his judges on the bench, the keychains will most likely soon be illegal (and therefore a collector's item).
  • Unlike Bush, our keychain has a 100% approval rating.
  • You might as well spend your money on a keychain now, because if social security gets privatized, you won't have any money left!!!
  • If you're reading this, the NSA is most likely already spying on you, so you might as well make it worth it!!!
  • Backwards Bush proudly supports Save the Children.

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