“Look, let’s just make things easy on everyone. We can take my minivan.”
“Who’s up for a trip to the eel farm?!”
“Why yes, I’d love more boiled celery, thanks!”
“The liberal media can complain all they want, but I have complete and utter faith that the Bush administration is doing the right thing."
"Pardon me, ma'am, is that your spleen on the floor?"