Saturday, April 22, 2006

The Piglet Slayer has a new book out!

You can bet your collective bippies that I’m all over this one.

1 comment:

SSB said...

Other additions to the the "Phrases Beth will likely never say in her lifetime":

"I KNOW, LET'S RUN FOR IT!"
"EXCUSE ME MA'AM COULD YOU INCH CLOSER BEHIND ME ON THIS ESCALATOR"
"ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SHAVE ITS FACE AND SHOVE AN EXTRA DOORKNOB IN ITS MOUTH"
"I LOVE HOW TINY MY FEET LOOK IN THESE SHOES"
"THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE SMELL OF TRADESHOW IN THE MORNING"
"I NEED THE CAT DRESS IN AN XXS"