Q: Beth, your blog states that it features the occasional musings of Mrs. Puff. Can you offer an example of those musings?
A: I imagine she would discuss the following topics:
I'm hungry. Can you feed me?
Hi. Me again. Feeding me? Remember?
PLEASE FEED ME. THERE IS ONLY A CUP OF FOOD IN MY BOWL AND I'M GOING TO DIE SOON.
Where are the treats? Can I have a treat?
Hey. You. Treat. Now?
That box of treats? I like that box a lot. It's got treats in it.
PLEASE GIVE ME A TREAT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO DIE.
If you can't give me a treat, what about some more food?
Are you going to the kitchen? Will there be food there?
THIS IS UNBEARABLE. I AM IN AGONY. I HAVEN'T EATEN IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.