A sherpa in Nepal today climbed to the peak of Mount Everest in 8 hours, 10 minutes, beating the current record by more than 2 1/2 hours. Think about that. That's, like, a day at the office. A normal Friday at the office. How is it that this guy climbs MOUNT EVEREST in 8 hours and I can't seem to get through my email Inbox?

Also, take a quiz and find out how much of a hipster you are. I'm about 70 percent hipster, which sounds right to me.

That Nepalese sherpa is 100 percent hipster, by the way.